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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

Aug 20th at 8AM / via: fassthebender / op: ughjxnna / reblog / 338,706 notes

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

Aug 20th at 8AM / via: trust / op: brightlights-darklives / reblog / 224,303 notes

the-jackals:

gravedust:

I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch

What the ungodly fuck

Aug 20th at 7AM / via: fassthebender / op: gravedust / tagged: im confused. / reblog / 146,378 notes

alocalband:

(x)  

Aug 20th at 6AM / via: heroderekhale / op: alocalband / tagged: this makes me angry. / reblog / 1,729 notes

unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

Aug 20th at 6AM / via: hi / op: unsharedmemories / reblog / 150,409 notes

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

Aug 20th at 5AM / via: hi / op: cashcutie / reblog / 369,888 notes

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

Aug 20th at 5AM / via: assbutt-in-the-garrison / op: fake-ketchup / reblog / 79,184 notes

memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

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Aug 20th at 4AM / via: andd-ill-look-after-lou / op: memefuckery / reblog / 103,310 notes

View in High Quality →

(Source: humanslikeme)

Aug 20th at 4AM / via: hi / op: humanslikeme / reblog / 150,649 notes

unruhen:

me comforting others

Aug 20th at 3AM / via: fosterkidwiththebrokenjaw / op: unruhen / reblog / 138,974 notes